Race Report: Tour of the Valley Criterium

This "Race Report" is actually false, because I opted to bail on the race and suck up my entry fee.  I woke up early from a full night's rest dreadful of going out all day, racing, and ending my weekend exhausted with an enormous week of work in front of me.  Lesson learned here: about my limits balancing cycling and research.

Instead, I opted to chill on the coach, eat Oreos, and watch the Tour de France live with Sita the cat:

Win.